Wordnesday

I seem to have trouble posting a real blog on Wednesdays for some reason, so here’s a new blog feature that will run on Wednesdays in BeckyLand. That will probably run on Wednesdays. That has the potential to run on most many some Wednesdays in BeckyLand. That will run whenever I say it will run.

I love my Urban Dictionary so I’m going to share some of my favorites with you here.

• connectile dysfunction
1. The inability to gain or maintain an internet connection.
2. The inability to print, email, or get to the internet.
“My computer had connectile dysfunction (CD) yesterday, so I couldn’t check my email.”

• multislacking — Doing multiple slacker-esque things concurrently.
“I’m the king of multislacking. I spend hours a day surfing the net, watching random TV shows, and eating week-old pizza.”

• truthenize
1.To brilliantly inform someone of a harsh truth that they were either ignorant of or tried with everything they have to ignore. The resulting truth leaves the liar impotent. Powerless. Usually a truth about themselves. Like Euthenize. But with the truth.

2. To call someone out on a huge lie.

“Man, the Scooter Libby indictment and the lack of WMD in Iraq fully truthenized Rumsfeld and Cheney.”

“Dude, at the end of A Few Good Men, Jack Nicholson gets truthenized.”

Got any other good ones?

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