Increase your vocabulary using Urban Dictionary.
• blogorrhea — To write a blog entry just for the sake of posting an entry, not because you have done anything interesting today.
“I couldn’t really think of anything good to blog about, so my last post was real blogorrhea.”
• hostage lunch — Meal purchased by the company, often pizza, and delivered for employees who bosses require them to attend a meeting or work over their lunch hour.
“I was planning on running some errands over my lunch hour, but the VP is keeping us in a meeting. At least he ordered us hostage lunch.”
Now, write them five times and use them in a sentence.