Run Pee

I’ve given you cool places to piddle, here, here and here, and now I can give you the best TIMES to piddle.

I know. Does my generosity ever end?!

There’s a new website and iPhone app that tells you the best time to run to the restroom during a movie.

Here’s a classic … Raiders of the Lost Ark. You can see by the arrows on the yellow bar there are two good times to scurry into the lobby to piddle.


If you want to see what you’ll miss, you can unscramble the text in the big yellow block.


For those of you taking your tiny bladders with you to the theater this weekend, here’s a, ahem, heads up for Inglourious Basterds. Four handy pee times available.


You’re welcome!

Is this a service you’d use? You know, if you had a tiny bladder.

0 thoughts on “Run Pee

  1. George

    I had not walked out of a movie to use the restroom in years, but recently I did during “Half Blood Prince,” because I knew what was coming, and I timed it so I got back right as the standoff on the tower with Snape and Dumbledore begins. Why do these last Harry Potter movies feel more obligation than entertainment? Like “Star Wars” I, II and II. I would have happily peed through those three. So to speak.

    1. beckycc

      George … even to prove a point I don’t think you could pee through Star Wars I, II, and III. But if you ever want to give it a serious try, I will happily miss the movies to time you. But let’s use the women’s room. I hear it’s cleaner than the men’s. Plus it has the added benefit of doors. Many, many doors.


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