More Funny Spam

Did you see all the previously posted funny spam? And this one, Blog Spam – It’s Not Just For Sandwiches? How ’bout this one? And here?

Here are some more …

• Reach Your Education Goals with a Nursing Degree [An interesting way to get to my pastry chef career, but okay, I’ll give it a try!]

• Someone on Facebook is waiting for you! [Not so much funny as disturbing.]

• I have a list of 150k criminal attorneys in the USA [That must not leave very many who aren’t criminals.]

• It erases the border between what you can do and what you want to do [Much like that fence near Mexico, I suspect.]

• High society style for less [Really?! On my box wine budget? Sign me up!]

• Become a dream lover [so I don’t have to dream alone? Or with Bobby Darin?]

• Congratulations! You have won this p [What? What have I won?? A pencil? A pecan? Penguin? Popcorn? Penicillin? Polar bear? Philodendron phobia? Paradoxical political petard? Please, pontificate!]

• We have something for you. [Oh boy! Is it a 24-carat virus?! Or a snazzy box of identity theft? Or some bedazzled cyber bullying?]

• I have a list of 1 million manufacturers in the USA [So what, Braggy McBragger. I get at least that many funny email spam messages every day. So there.]

Are you tired of my spam? Well, too bad. I’m not. But that’s all I have for awhile so you’re safe.

0 thoughts on “More Funny Spam

  1. Kid Sister to a Comedian

    I love this exercise!

    Here’s some that I haven’t deleted yet:

    We’ll make an offer on your house: (oh… i have a house? wow! r u sure? Maybe I should check lost and found first. Nope… no house there. try next door.)

    Hurry, before it’s gone! (too late. It’s all gone! And it’s my cat’s fault! I’m going to find a bar, a chocolate bar…)

    Lexi888 – Are we on for tonite? (On what? On Television? On Drugs? On Catnip? On David Letterman? Stuff on my Cat? My cat is on steroids? Could someone turn on the lights in my brain, I’m confused.)

    Famous footwear – Hurry before it’s too late! Buy one get one half off!
    (Wait… you mean, I could! Really? No I think you have me confused with a nursery rhyme… Dilly Dilly Dumpling my son John went to bed with his stockings on… one shoe off and one shoe on…)

    Purrz,
    Katie Kat

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  2. Kid Sister to a Comedian

    by the way, this one is my favorite. you had me rolling there.

    • Congratulations! You have won this p [What? What have I won?? A pencil? A pecan? Penguin? Popcorn? Penicillin? Polar bear? Philodendron phobia? Paradoxical political petard? Please, pontificate!]

    Reply

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