I Dare You Not To LOL, part 1

I got these funny observations about life (lifeservations?) from a friend. It’s one of those viral emails that makes its way around the world in about eight seconds. Even if you’ve seen it, though, it’s worth another giggle.

I wish I knew who writes these things — some of them are hilarious. Like this one. It was long, though, so you get one every day this week —Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday AND Friday. [I know you know the days of the week. That’s to remind me to link them all.]

You’re welcome!

1. I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.

2. More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s not only better, but also more directly involves me.

3. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

4. I don’t understand the purpose of the line, “I don’t need to drink to have fun.” Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they’ve invented the lighter?

5. Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you’re going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you’re crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.

6. That’s enough, Nickelback.

7. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.

8 .Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the “people you may know” feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not to be friends with?

9. Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn’t work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ’s. We just figured it out. Today’s kids are soft.

10. There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

11. Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the f was going on when I first saw it.

Got a favorite?

0 thoughts on “I Dare You Not To LOL, part 1

  1. George

    I wrote this. Definitely me. I’m pretty sure. It sounds like me. I have thought these very same things, and I’m almost positive I wrote them down. I could have thought of them, I mean, if I had been thinking along these lines.

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  2. Claudia

    Since I saw this list last, the first one is new–and it is now my favorite. But I quite seriously want/need the sarcasm font! I do think George could have written it…but some of it sounds quite like my #2 son…

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    1. Claudia

      Ha hahahaha haaa. I rely heavily on italics, caps, underscore, exclamation points, etc. But (as you now know) the MAN is always trying to keep ya down.

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    1. Claudia

      Yeah that might work AS A FONT. Something easier than hitting the caps key every other letter–do you know how hard that would be to text??!!!? I need EASY sarcasm for all forms of communication~

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