I Dare You Not To LOL, part 3

I got these funny observations about life (lifeservations?) from a friend. It’s one of those viral emails that makes its way around the world in about eight seconds. Even if you’ve seen it, though, it’s worth another giggle.

I wish I knew who writes these things — some of them are hilarious. Like this one. It was long, though, so you get one every day this week —Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday AND Friday. [I know you know the days of the week. That’s to remind me to link them all.]

You’re welcome!

23. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!

24. Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using ‘as in’ examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I had to spell my boss’s last name to an attorney and said “Yes that’s G as in …(10 second lapse) …umm … Goonies.”

25. What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?

26. While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it…thanks Mario Kart.

27. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

28. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

29. I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.

30. I would like to officially coin the phrase ‘catching the swine flu’ to be used as a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an ugly woman. Example: “Dave caught the swine flu last night.”

31. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.

32. Bad decisions make good stories

33. Whenever I’m Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don’t mind if I do!

Got a favorite?

0 thoughts on “I Dare You Not To LOL, part 3

  1. the organic artist

    O.K. YOU got me, BUT with your side note on “Stuff you might want to know about me”….I’m dying laughing.
    I love when someone is as witty as you, my talent is with paint, I wish I could write also.
    I hated my English teacher.

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  2. beckycc

    By golly … aren’t you simply the smartest person EVER?? Of COURSE you can come play in my sandbox now that we’re BFFs. But don’t say I didn’t warn you!

    Seriously, thank you! That was an adorably sweet thing to say. Welcome!

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