Things That Don’t Go Together

Wasting time hasn’t been this enjoyable since I showed you the Literature Map the other day.

I googled “things that don’t go together.” You could too, but I have exclusive rights to the alibi “researching a novel.”

• toothpaste and pickled herring

• Windex and fried rice

• soldering irons and carpet

• a nudist camp and a bicycle race

• Kevin Federline and a career

• Tom Cruise and couches

• NRA and PETA

• alcohol and final examinations

• 500-pound man and a thong

These are my favorites from one of the Able2Know forums but it hasn’t seen much activity lately. Maybe they lost interest … like cats and HTML.

Let’s play! Give me things that don’t go together — on your mark, get set, GO!

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