Professor Tom McBride and Ron Nief, emeritus director of public affairs at Beloit College are the men responsible for the delightfully thought-provoking Mindset List. The list was born in 1998 as a way for the professors at Beloit College to be aware of the references they use during their lectures because some kids may not understand them. Like mentioning Fergie. They’ll only know her as a singer, not a princess. It’s possible they could conjure her as the Weight Watchers spokesroyalty or maybe even a picture book author. Nah. She’s the leather-clad singer who performed at the Superbowl.
The Mindset List has viraled its way into the hearts and minds of thinking people around the world and some of us look forward to it as much as we did picking up a new 45 at the Ben Franklin five-and-dime. (Kids, 45s were like tiny albums which are like giant CDs … Ben Franklin was one of our founding fathers who apparently began to shill for discount stores … and ‘five-and-dime’ refers to coins we used to buy many things like 45s, candy bars, and Yugos which were … aw, nevermind.)
In case you missed it at Back to School time, here is the list for the Class of 2014. You can go on the website and see lists from previous years as well.
The Beloit College Mindset List for the Class of 2014
Most students entering college for the first time this fallâ€”the Class of 2014â€”were born in 1992.
For these students, Benny Hill, Sam Kinison, Sam Walton, Bert Parks and Tony Perkins have always been dead.
1. Few in the class know how to write in cursive.
2. Email is just too slow, and they seldom, if ever, use snail mail.
3. â€œGo West, Young College Gradâ€ has always implied â€œand donâ€™t stop until you get to Asiaâ€¦and learn Chinese along the way.â€
4. Al Gore has always been animated.
5. Los Angelenos have always been trying to get along.
6. Buffy has always been meeting her obligations to hunt down Lothos and the other blood-suckers at Hemery High.
7. â€œCaramel macchiatoâ€ and â€œventi half-caf vanilla latteâ€ have always been street corner lingo.
8. With increasing numbers of ramps, Braille signs, and handicapped parking spaces, the world has always been trying harder to accommodate people with disabilities.
9. Had it remained operational, the villainous computer HAL could be their college classmate this fall, but they have a better chance of running into Miley Cyrusâ€™s folks on Parentsâ€™ Weekend.
10. Entering college this fall in a country where a quarter of young people under 18 have at least one immigrant parent, they aren’t afraid of immigration…unless it involves “real” aliens from another planet.
11. John McEnroe has never played professional tennis.
12. Clint Eastwood is better known as a sensitive director than as Dirty Harry.
13. Parents and teachers feared that Beavis and Butt-head might be the voice of a lost generation.
14. Doctor Kevorkian has never been licensed to practice medicine.
15. Colorful lapel ribbons have always been worn to indicate support for a cause.
16. Korean cars have always been a staple on American highways.
17. Trading Chocolate the Moose for Patti the Platypus helped build their Beanie Baby collection.
18. Fergie is a pop singer, not a princess.
19. They never twisted the coiled handset wire aimlessly around their wrists while chatting on the phone.
20. DNA fingerprinting and maps of the human genome have always existed.
21. Woody Allen, whose heart has wanted what it wanted, has always been with Soon-Yi Previn.
22. Cross-burning has always been deemed protected speech.
23. Leasing has always allowed the folks to upgrade their tastes in cars.
24. â€œCop Killerâ€ by rapper Ice-T has never been available on a recording.
25. Leno and Letterman have always been trading insults on opposing networks.
26. Unless they found one in their grandparentsâ€™ closet, they have never seen a carousel of Kodachrome slides.
27. Computers have never lacked a CD-ROM disk drive.
28. Theyâ€™ve never recognized that pointing to their wrists was a request for the time of day.
29. Reggie Jackson has always been enshrined in Cooperstown.
30. â€œViewer Discretionâ€ has always been an available warning on TV shows.
31. The first home computer they probably touched was an Apple II or Mac II; they are now in a museum.
32. Czechoslovakia has never existed.
33. Second-hand smoke has always been an official carcinogen.
34. â€œAssisted Livingâ€ has always been replacing nursing homes, while Hospice has always offered an alternative to the hospital.
35. Once they got through security, going to the airport has always resembled going to the mall.
36. Adhesive strips have always been available in varying skin tones.
37. Whatever their parents may have thought about the year they were born, Queen Elizabeth declared it an â€œAnnus Horribilis.â€
38. Bud Selig has always been the Commissioner of Major League Baseball.
39. Pizza jockeys from Dominoâ€™s have never killed themselves to get your pizza there in under 30 minutes.
40. There have always been HIV positive athletes in the Olympics.
41. American companies have always done business in Vietnam.
42. Potato has always ended in an â€œeâ€ in New Jersey per vice presidential edict.
43. Russians and Americans have always been living together in space.
44. The dominance of television news by the three networks passed while they were still in their cribs.
45. They have always had a chance to do community service with local and federal programs to earn money for college.
46. Nirvana is on the classic oldies station.
47. Children have always been trying to divorce their parents.
48. Someone has always gotten married in space.
49. While they were babbling in strollers, there was already a female Poet Laureate of the United States.
50. Toothpaste tubes have always stood up on their caps.
51.Â Food has always been irradiated.
52. There have always been women priests in the Anglican Church.
53. J.R. Ewing has always been dead and gone. Hasnâ€™t he?
54. The historic bridge at Mostar in Bosnia has always been a copy.
55. Rock bands have always played at presidential inaugural parties.
56. They may have assumed that parentsâ€™ complaints about Black Monday had to do with punk rockers from L.A., not Wall Street.
57. A purple dinosaur has always supplanted Barney Google and Barney Fife.
58. Beethoven has always been a good name for a dog.
59. By the time their folks might have noticed Coca Colaâ€™s new Tab Clear, it was gone.
60. Walmart has never sold handguns over the counter in the lower 48.
61. Presidential appointees have always been required to be more precise about paying their nanniesâ€™ withholding tax, or else.
62. Having hundreds of cable channels but nothing to watch has always been routine.
63. Their parentsâ€™ favorite TV sitcoms have always been showing up as movies.
64. The U.S, Canada, and Mexico have always agreed to trade freely.
65. They first met Michelangelo when he was just a computer virus.
66. Galileo is forgiven and welcome back into the Roman Catholic Church.
67. Ruth Bader Ginsburg has always sat on the Supreme Court.
68. They have never worried about a Russian missile strike on the U.S.
69. It seems the Post Office has always been going broke.
70. The artist formerly known as Snoop Doggy Dogg has always been rapping.
71. The nation has never approved of the job Congress is doing.
72. One way or another, â€œItâ€™s the economy, stupidâ€ and always has been.
73. Silicone-gel breast implants have always been regulated.
74. They’ve always been able to blast off with the Sci-Fi (SYFY) Channel.
75. Honda has always been a major competitor on Memorial Day at Indianapolis.
What do you think? Anyone born in 1992 care to comment on any of these? Hmmmm?