Top Ten Reasons To Sign Up For My So Seldom It’s Shameful Newsletter
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6. You’ll make my mom happy
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2. Subscribing to my list is better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick
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1. You’ll get funny short stories to entertain you that will be not be published anywhere else. Consider it my gift to you as thanks for supporting my endeavors. Maybe backstory, like finding out what the heck happened to Dan and Cassidy in Las Vegas. Maybe part of a work-in-progress that doesn’t quite fit anymore. Maybe something that will change your life and leave you weeping in gratitude. Or perhaps an epic Homeric poem about scrambled eggs. Could be anything.
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