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How are you celebrating today?

At 9:09 a.m. I’ll be eating 9 Fig Newtons while watching 9 Elvis impersonators for 9 minutes.

Then at 9:09 p.m. I’ll probably be asleep under 9 fluffy pillows each with 9 polka dots in 9 shades of purple because 9 Elvis’ gyrating is exhausting. But I could really go for more Newtons.

So … what will you be doing?