I clipped this out of a magazine because I thought it was funny, thought-provoking, and crumpled at the edges, much like myself.
What Should Make Me Happy But Doesn’t
• nutritional yeast
• Whole Foods stores
• movie theaters
What Shouldn’t Make Me Happy But Does
• sore muscles from a killer workout
• potato chips on a peanut butter and honey sandwich
• cheap wine
• Barry Manilow
Okay. Your turn.