- Five years in a row of record tourism revenue makes the Colorado business community happy, but not the locals who have to mitigate the impact of all those people. I think we should change our state motto to whatever is Latin for “Stay Home and Just Send Money”
- In a related note, the CO Tourism Board will not be actively promoting marijuana because, shh, it’s still a federal crime. The Board will continue to remind people they can’t smoke in public and to paaaassss the dutchie on the left hand side.
- Tommy Chong and Marky Mark both wanted pardons from Barack Obama for their youthful crimes. Marky Mark dropped his request, but I don’t think Tommy Chong will get his. Have you seen “Up In Smoke”? Some things simply can’t be forgiven.
- Exorcist Reverend Gabriele Amorth died at age 91. He served as the official exorcist of the Rome diocese since 1986 after facing “true demonic possession” 100 times. The editorial board here in BeckyLand wonders if he simply rode in a Roman taxi 100 times.
- The FAA is registering 2,000 drones per day. Time for everyone to step up their crop circle shenanigans.
- So many of us are binge-watching Netflix while we eat that TV trays are making a comeback. Get your set of four burlwood or mahogany trays for only $685 so you can eat your bowl of cereal and watch reruns of Star Trek in style.
We’re all thankful for family and friends and good health, but I tend to overlook the little things in my life that make me happy and grateful each and every day. So here’s my list …
• people who know how to cut my hair
• air travel
• my car starts every time I ask it to
• paper books, digital books, and the people who write them
• Game Night, especially when we play Scattergories
• readily available food in my particular pyramid – fruits/veggies (with a special shout-out to sugar snap peas, red bell peppers, blueberries and Pink Lady apples), salmon, eggs, avocado, bacon, booze and chocolate
• people who buy my books
• people I don’t even know who say nice things about my books
• clean, tasty tap water
• basement storage for a lifetime of Christmas ornaments and other memorabilia (all with a story to tell), hundreds of boxes of photographic slides and a working projector on which to view them, an extra freezer, and wine by the case(s)
• xeriscape that doubles as zeroscape (I’ll concede this may not be what my neighbors are thankful for)
• plumbing, air conditioning, heat and electricity
• Jon Stewart, Eddie Izzard and Ellen deGeneres
• people I actually know who make me laugh
• newspaper advertisers so said newspapers can stay in business
• touring productions of Broadway musicals
• WordPress so I can proclaim to the world my love of goofy stuff …. like YOU!
What’s on your list?
Today is my 25th wedding anniversary. By coincidence, it’s also my husband’s. It’s like we planned it or something.
By tradition, 25 years of wedded bliss is celebrated as the “Silver Anniversary.” Neither one of us is very romantic — we have a much more practical bent plus we’re lazy. So very lazy. But this year I thought I’d try to surprise him with something different so I hopped online to find some ways to celebrate.
These are some of the ideas I found:
• Use sparkly silver glitter on flowers, cards, centerpieces, gift wrap, balloons, etc. Set the table with a paper silver tablecloth, rent china and crystal with a silver or chrome trim, use silver looking votive candles, place flowers in silver colored vases.
…. Or I could sprinkle glitter on the four-day-old pile of newspapers that has become our centerpiece. Maybe lighting them on fire would add a cozy, romantic touch.
• Toast one another with Champagne.
…. We already do this one. A lot. But mostly just when we toss another beer bottle in the trashcan, causing a lovely clinking sensation. Or is that when an angel gets its wings?
• Plan a picnic with paper silver-colored plates and cups.
…. Maybe, but neither one of us actually wants to go on a picnic in November in Colorado. But I’ll certainly consider planning one. The gift, I suppose, would be when I laid out the plans, saw his horrified face, then told him he didn’t have to go. Priceless.
• Purchase tickets for a movie, sports event, concert, theatre, etc. and wrap with a silver ribbon or place in a silver box.
…. We do this all the time. We tend to wrap them up in credit card receipts, though.
• Plan a trip to Silver Springs in Maryland or Florida, Silverstrand Beach in California or Ireland, or to a Silver Mine.
…. Or we could find everything on Netflix with Ron Silver, Sarah Silverman, Alicia Silverstone and Phil Silvers and have a marathon.
• Put together a CD with songs from the era of the marriage date.
…. Um … that’s pretty much all the music we have.
• Assemble a memory photo album with pictures highlighting 25 years together. Include the wedding, children, grandchildren, friends, trips taken together, homes lived in, etc. A nice addition is to include stories from children and friends.
…. Feeling smug about this one as we’ve been making photo albums for more than 25 years. We never look at them, however, because if you disturb the dust you sneeze for a month. (And really? People need to be told what to put in a photo album??)
• Create a poem, write it in silver ink, and display it in a silver colored frame.
…. I tried this one, but I’m not sure —
There once was a couple from Denver
Who loved to watch Netflix like “Ben Hur”
They secured a good date
But the mailman’s too late
And they couldn’t quite find a new vendor
• Put together a family quilt comprised of each square done by a family member or close friends.
…. Okay, just let me get started. Probably won’t take too long. I have a couple hours till dinner.
• Make a wish tree. You can use a big branch that you paint silver and decorate with silver ribbons, ornaments etc. Fill the branches with pictures of major events in your life, people who love and cherish you as well as tickets for a trip, travelers checks, gift certificates for different events and restaurants you could use on a trip, etc.
…. This one baffles me. What exactly would you be wishing for? That your life was different and didn’t have all these icky events and people who love you? That your anniversary was closer to Christmas so you wouldn’t have to haul yet another big tree into your house? That you could actually spend the travelers checks and gift certificates instead of impaling them on a dead branch in your living room? Pass.
None of these really speak to me as the best way to celebrate our 25 official years together.
Instead, I think I’ll find a shiny quarter — so simple, yet so symbolic — and we’ll flip it.
Heads does the laundry, tails cleans the kitchen.
This photo doesn’t do it justice, but see this enormous train and veil? It weighed at least 75 pounds and took 14 festively dressed Guatemalan children to wrestle it into place. But it segues nicely into the next photo, one of my favorites ….
That’s me and my dad trying to squeeze through the church doors without wrecking the dress or any of the Guatemalan children. Our hearts weren’t bursting with love for the photographer just then. It makes me laugh every time I remember it. I’m just glad the music was loud enough to cover our cursing.
What do you think makes for a worthy 25th Anniversary celebration?