How are you celebrating today?
At 9:09 a.m. I’ll be eating 9 Fig Newtons while watching 9 Elvis impersonators for 9 minutes.
Then at 9:09 p.m. I’ll probably be asleep under 9 fluffy pillows each with 9 polka dots in 9 shades of purple because 9 Elvis’ gyrating is exhausting. But I could really go for more Newtons.
So … what will you be doing?