Increase your vocabulary using Urban Dictionary.
• Mascary — when a person wears a scary amount of mascara. “Although Melanie thought her mascara application was flawless, her eyelashes really looked like scary spiderlegs.”
• Neighbornet — What you get when you connect to your neighbor’s wireless (or wired, for that matter) internet, with or without his or her knowledge. “Didja hear? Johnny connected his wireless ethernet card to his neighbor’s wireless network, and now he’s got neighbornet!”
Now, write them five times and use them in a sentence. Don’t you feel smarter already?