Funny Spam

Oh my goodness, I do get some funny spam …

• We Have ALL Your Online Meds [Uh oh. Call in the SWAT negotiator. Again.]

• you have a msg from grlltl715 [um … duh? Isn’t that what email is for?]

• Seexual Foreplay Tips – 3 Fun Ways to Spice Up Foreplay [Zees is exoticness. French ideas for zee sexy playground. My French is not, how you say, à la mode, but I will look into it as soon as I ou er la biblioteque]

• Reminder: You Need Your Meds [Must have been reading my blog. Unfortunately, they’re being held hostage.]

• My conditions are the following [I just love a take-charge spammer. I wonder if one of his conditions is to relinquish control of my spam folder.]

• Satisfying Your Lover Inn the Bedroom [Who doesn’t want to stay at the Lover Inn?! And if there’s a room service cheeseburger anywhere near, well, then, we’re ALL happy!]

• Re: List of MDs and Dentists [Wow! What a great idea! Finally, a list of doctors and dentists, all in one place. Now, if only someone would print them on flimsy yellow paper and alphabetize them.]

• Need to calm down? [Is it so obvious that even strangers notice?]

• I ‘m going to report about it [Well, I’M gonna tell Mom. So there.]

• Obama has OK’d Online Sale of Meds [That man is amazing. With everything else he has to do, he still finds time to be the nation’s Pharmacist-in-Chief. Which reminds me … he called yesterday and said your glasses are ready to be picked up and he sees no signs of glaucoma.]

• Five punished for banquet binge death [I’m desperate to click on this. Must …… not ………. click! What could it mean???]

• Man Accused of eBing Nude on Ski Lift [I bet he was eBing cold, too!]

• CAN I GIVE YOU THIS TRUST? [YES, BUT PLEASE STOP SHOUTING AT ME!]

• Be my Business partner in Iraq [Golly, that sounds like a nifty plan! What could possibly go wrong? Do you need any money to get started?]