(This is a post from 2009. But I stumbled on it recently and it made me giggle so I thought maybe you’d like it too.)
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I’ve been on Facebook for a long time. A really long time. I got an account soon after it opened to normals and not just
I got an “overpayment notice” in the mail the other day from Time Magazine. I had to read it three times. At first I thought
Last Friday night while my husband and I watched a movie, I was shoveling popcorn in my piehole. And yes, I’d rather have been eating
Just because someone is shinier than you doesn’t make them better. Hang around those who are different—you never know who you’ll meet. If you fall,
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I have a fairly impressive vocabulary, but only when I write. When I speak, I’m all … um … I talk goodly and use many
My husband and I have had housecleaners longer than I can remember, although that’s a fairly low bar with my sieve-like memory. I do know