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More Funny Spam

Did you see all the previously posted funny spam? And this one, Blog Spam – It’s Not Just For Sandwiches? How ’bout this one? And here?

Here are some more …

• Reach Your Education Goals with a Nursing Degree [An interesting way to get to my pastry chef career, but okay, I’ll give it a try!]

• Someone on Facebook is waiting for you! [Not so much funny as disturbing.]

• I have a list of 150k criminal attorneys in the USA [That must not leave very many who aren’t criminals.]

• It erases the border between what you can do and what you want to do [Much like that fence near Mexico, I suspect.]

• High society style for less [Really?! On my box wine budget? Sign me up!]

• Become a dream lover [so I don’t have to dream alone? Or with Bobby Darin?]

• Congratulations! You have won this p [What? What have I won?? A pencil? A pecan? Penguin? Popcorn? Penicillin? Polar bear? Philodendron phobia? Paradoxical political petard? Please, pontificate!]

• We have something for you. [Oh boy! Is it a 24-carat virus?! Or a snazzy box of identity theft? Or some bedazzled cyber bullying?]

• I have a list of 1 million manufacturers in the USA [So what, Braggy McBragger. I get at least that many funny email spam messages every day. So there.]

Are you tired of my spam? Well, too bad. I’m not. But that’s all I have for awhile so you’re safe.

Funny Spam

It’s that time again! I get so much funny spam I feel I must share …

• NO Make $900+ a week 6Z [Honey, I no make that now!]

• Exploiting the Recession: A Mom’s Trick to Whiter Teeth [Oh, I know this one! I too had to switch to the box of white wine instead of the fancier red.]

• Well [Indeed. Or are you a spammer of few words and you’re trying to reach Lassie’s email to rescue Timmy?]

• Most infectious diseases result from either bacteria or [What?? Or WHAT?? C’mon, help a germaphobe out! Ironic to get a virus about a virus, eh?]

• If you want to change your style, start with a watch [If by ”˜style’ you mean ”˜quit being late for everything’ then yes, I do want to change my style.]

• We will call you back [um … you actually emailed me. But either way, I’m good. Don’t trouble yourself.]

• Earn big money for little hours of work [Of course! That’s what I’ve been doing wrong all these years … I’ve had it backwards! Duh.]

• Best manure for pork stalk … or unabridged … [Is this actually spam about Spam?]

• Something that will get you interested – Perfect Gift! [Will Mr Clooney be sporting a red bow around his neck?]

More tomorrow!

Funny Spam

Oh my goodness, I do get some funny spam …

• We Have ALL Your Online Meds [Uh oh. Call in the SWAT negotiator. Again.]

• you have a msg from grlltl715 [um … duh? Isn’t that what email is for?]

• Seexual Foreplay Tips – 3 Fun Ways to Spice Up Foreplay [Zees is exoticness. French ideas for zee sexy playground. My French is not, how you say, à la mode, but I will look into it as soon as I ou er la biblioteque]

• Reminder: You Need Your Meds [Must have been reading my blog. Unfortunately, they’re being held hostage.]

• My conditions are the following [I just love a take-charge spammer. I wonder if one of his conditions is to relinquish control of my spam folder.]

• Satisfying Your Lover Inn the Bedroom [Who doesn’t want to stay at the Lover Inn?! And if there’s a room service cheeseburger anywhere near, well, then, we’re ALL happy!]

• Re: List of MDs and Dentists [Wow! What a great idea! Finally, a list of doctors and dentists, all in one place. Now, if only someone would print them on flimsy yellow paper and alphabetize them.]

• Need to calm down? [Is it so obvious that even strangers notice?]

• I ‘m going to report about it [Well, I’M gonna tell Mom. So there.]

• Obama has OK’d Online Sale of Meds [That man is amazing. With everything else he has to do, he still finds time to be the nation’s Pharmacist-in-Chief. Which reminds me … he called yesterday and said your glasses are ready to be picked up and he sees no signs of glaucoma.]

• Five punished for banquet binge death [I’m desperate to click on this. Must …… not ………. click! What could it mean???]

• Man Accused of eBing Nude on Ski Lift [I bet he was eBing cold, too!]

• CAN I GIVE YOU THIS TRUST? [YES, BUT PLEASE STOP SHOUTING AT ME!]

• Be my Business partner in Iraq [Golly, that sounds like a nifty plan! What could possibly go wrong? Do you need any money to get started?]